Nobody Can Handle Dolly Parton’s Sense of Humor And It’s HILARIOUS!

You know up here in the Smoky Mountains, when those girls couldn’t get the man we wanted, we’d >> As you know.
>> Well, you and I are the same age and I you know, I’ve always I’ve never had any children either and I always wanted to and you know, cuz I always kind of wanted to experience that whole breastfeeding thing.
>> [laughter] >> What if you had a grand piano, wouldn’t you want TO PLAY IT?
>> [laughter] >> DOLLY PARTON DOESN’T JUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, she has a weapon.
And nobody, and I mean nobody walks away from a joke exchange with this woman unscathed.
Let’s count the ways.
First up, impersonators.
People have tried to be Dolly.
Wigs, the voice, the whole act and every time Dolly’s response isn’t offense, it’s comedy gold.
She doesn’t get rattled by someone copying her, she just out jokes them on the spot, reminding everyone that there’s only one original and honey, you’re not it.
>> She’s someone I’ve always looked up to.
I mean, everything I know about music I learned from Barbara Mandrell.
Oh, do tell.
Oh, hi Dolly.
>> Oh, hi Dolly.
>> What have you got in there, YOUR SISTERS?
I MEAN, I want you to just take off my hair and I want you to stop impersonating my body.
We’ll be right back with more.
>> Some people, you’ll be right BACK WITH LESS.
>> [laughter] [applause] >> AND I’LL TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY THEN WE CAN END.
DOLLY [clears throat] PARTON, I was working with her on her show.
And people were saying, “Aren’t you jealous that um Whitney recorded your song I Will Always Love You?”
>> She said, “Jack it, come here.
Come here.”
>> We went in her dressing room.
She said, “Let me show you something.”
And she went in her drawer and pulled out a copy.
And she said, “This is my first royalty check from I Will Always Love You.
” So, I looked at You know what it said?
And it was the first one.
>> Mhm.
A million dollars.
>> WOW.
>> [laughter] >> SHE SAID SHE SAID YOU THINK I’M ANGRY.
>> DID YOU KNOW DOLLY CAN MAKE ACTUAL music with her fingernails?
Those iconic long acrylics aren’t just for show.
She can click, tap, and drum out a beat with them like a one-woman rhythm section.
>> You know, I write a lot of songs when I don’t have my guitar.
You know, I I beat around on the dashboard of my car when I’m riding around writing songs.
But then I have a little rhythm that we can do with these acrylic nails.
Can you do that?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, good.
You want to play a little song for them?
Get up close to your microphone.
We’re miked right down in here.
Get up Get up close to it.
Okay.
>> That’s cute.
>> Can you hear that?
See, we didn’t plan this, but we didn’t know how it was going to sound.
See if we could do something like this.
Mama lived in a sH๏τgun in Charlotte and Mama lived in a sH๏τgun in bread.
Mama lived in a sH๏τgun in Charlotte and Mama lived in a sH๏τgun [music] in bread.
PLAY IT, PATTY.
>> [applause] >> YEAH.
>> OH, REALLY?
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> He’s going to marry me and he’s going to buy me a ring.
We’re going to be so free cuz Mama’s apron’s clean.
He’s going to buy me a pretty little house and a pretty little baby with green cuz he’s going to kiss me all on the mouth and he’s going to MARRY ME.
>> YEEHAW.
>> OH, THAT’S GREAT.
>> [cheering] >> THAT’S VERY GOOD.
>> THEN THERE’S DOLLY AND HER BIG SISTER WILLADEENE.
Put these two in a room together and it’s basically a comedy duo.
The sibling banter, the timing, the way they riff off each other.
It’s the kind of funny you can’t script.
>> Willadeene’s a wonderful writer of poetry.
She’s been writing poems and stories since I was We were both little bitty things.
We’re not that far apart in age and We’re not really.
The other Well, actually we’re five five years difference in >> We’re five and a half >> Five and a half and the other day on Kathie Lee Gifford, I said Willadeene was six years older than me.
” Boy, she jumped my ᴀss ABOUT THAT.
I SAID, “I SAID, ‘6 YEARS OLDER THAN I SAID, “SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS my mother anyway.”
>> Oh, I understand.
>> But days and hours count, you know, when you’re that when you’re as old as WE ARE.
>> [laughter] >> SO, WHEN I WAS JUST LITTLE, SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT SEE, I’m She’s the oldest and I have two brothers and then when I was when I was born, she thought she was my mother.
>> gave her to me as my baby as my baby doll.
So, I took it really seriously.
>> with them two boys.
>> Right.
And one day she was uh washing down at the wash house under the hill, you know, [music] from where the house was and I was taking care of Dolly.
And I was tossing her up in the air and since I was only 5 and 1/2, >> [laughter] >> she I was tossing her up and I dropped her and she rolled So, she she rolled down the hill and uh So, I could think I helped her get her started in life.
She’s been on a roll
Ever since.
>> She’s [laughter] been on a roll ever since.
>> [applause] >> Dolly sat down on Johnny Carson’s show and the topic of her weight loss came up.
Most people would get cagey, not Dolly.
She turned it into one of the most quotable, laugh-out-loud responses in talk show history.
>> I asked you during the commercial, you’ve lost some weight, haven’t you?
I know you’ve been trying to lose some weight.
>> I’ve been working on it most of the summer cuz I enjoy eating and I’m a very healthy, hearty person as you can well tell.
>> But But I’m getting ready to do uh some movies sometime in the fall and I’m trying to get skinny and lovely so I can be in >> Is it tough?
>> Well, it’s always tough to go on a >> weight did you lose?
>> Uh well, too much.
I always say that I weighed 120.
I’m just saying now that I’ve lost the plenty.
>> Yeah.
>> I still I still want to >> waist I’ve ever seen.
>> Well, I don’t know if it’s my waist so little.
It’s just my >> Just in contrast [clears throat] to >> I don’t Yeah, maybe.
>> [applause] >> What would you do?
You You can’t be more than 22, 23 in >> I’m about 22 right now.
I still got a little bit of a weight to lose, but I’ve always been >> Don’t lose your >> lucky in that way.
Well, don’t lose my image.
>> [laughter] >> I got I can’t take all your joking material away from you.
>> No, no, I wouldn’t Oh, no, no, no.
I wouldn’t joke about that.
>> No, I appreciate you keeping me H๏τ.
In fact, before we talk ABOUT MY TIME >> [applause] >> WHAT?
WHAT?
>> I DON’T MEAN I MEAN H๏τ AS IN >> IT’S WARM.
IT’S WARM.
It’s warm.
Keep you warm.
Popular.
I think the word is popular.
Popular.
See how people quickly they seize on everything.
Yeah.
>> But that’s okay.
>> And finally, after the pᴀssing of her husband, Carl Dean, rumors swirled that Dolly might remarry.
Instead of shutting it down with a stiff no comment, she addressed it head-on with humor, grace, and just enough sᴀss to shut the tabloids up while making everyone laugh at the same time.
>> And I am not dating anybody.
I’m not married.
I don’t think I’ll ever remarry but once.
I think Carl Dean is waiting for me on the other side.
>> [cheering] >> And if I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that.
He’d be saying, “Who’s that little pisser?
You leave him outside the gates.
If the Lord wants you to be in here, bring him.
You get on in here with me.”
So,
💔 STELLA PARTON BREAKS HER SILENCE — What She Said About Dolly’s Health Has Fans Looking Back
Dolly Parton’s Sister Breaks Silence What Really Happened - GMT - G1
Stella Parton was born May 4, 1949, the sixth of twelve children raised by Robert Lee and Avie Lee Parton in Sevierville, Tennessee — a household defined by noise, limited money, and almost no privacy, the kind of environment that produced strong, determined personalities.
Stella was one of them.
By seven, she was appearing alongside her older sister Dolly on a Knoxville television program; by her teens, she was writing her own songs, though marriage and motherhood pulled music to the margins of her life for a stretch.
The dream never fully disappeared.

In 1967, she recorded a gospel album with her mother and sisters, and later worked clubs in Washington, D.C., before founding her own record label in 1975 and releasing “I Want to Hold You in My Dreams Tonight,” which climbed to number nine on the country charts.
Long before any of that commercial success, Stella had already shown a willingness to take positions others avoided.
At 26, amid backlash against Australian singer Olivia Newton-John for winning recognition in country music, Stella recorded “Ode to Olivia” in her defense — a stand that offered her no career benefit and real risk of criticism, but one she took anyway simply because she believed staying silent was the wrong choice.
That instinct defined the rest of her career: hits like “The Danger of a Stranger” and “Steady as the Rain” (written by Dolly) built a genuine, independent following, including in the U.K., while Stella also worked in New York theater and spoke openly, often controversially, about poverty, domestic violence, and the treatment of women in the music industry.
She was named the Christian Country Music Association’s Female Vocalist of the Year in 2004.
Through all of it, she remained defined publicly, more often than not, as simply “Dolly’s little sister” — a label she spent five decades quietly proving didn’t tell the full story.
That same directness is why her comments in the fall of 2025 carried real weight.
Stella had never positioned herself as the family’s image manager or spokesperson; she was, by reputation, someone who believed difficult truths shouldn’t stay hidden indefinitely.
What she described wasn’t dramatic or accusatory — it was a portrait of a woman who had spent years prioritizing everyone else’s needs over her own.
The context mattered.
Carl Dean, Dolly’s husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025 at 82, after a long illness during which Dolly had devoted herself almost entirely to his care.
She later acknowledged that in the process, she’d neglected her own health significantly.
The loss reverberated through the whole extended family — the Partons had lost three brothers in the years surrounding this period, compounding grief that, for a family that had once crowded twelve children into a single small home, meant losing pieces of a shared childhood one after another.
Stella herself went seven years without releasing new music during this stretch, later describing the period simply as one shaped by sorrow, while still speaking about the importance of finding moments of laughter within it.
Looking back, one moment reads very differently in hindsight than it did at the time: in late September 2025, Dolly postponed her planned Las Vegas residency, citing health challenges — a rare cancellation for a performer whose six-decade career had included very few of them.
At the time, most fans treated it as a minor, temporary setback.
Stella’s later reflections suggested the signs had actually been building for some time, visible to family in ways the public smile made easy to miss.
That concern crystallized publicly not long after, when Dolly’s younger sister Frieda posted a simple request on Facebook asking fans to pray for Dolly.
What looked at first like an ordinary, well-meaning gesture spread rapidly, sparking widespread speculation about how serious Dolly’s condition actually was.
Dolly herself responded directly within days, appearing in a video from a Grand Ole Opry commercial shoot, insisting with her familiar humor that she wasn’t finished yet — the now widely remembered “I ain’t dead yet” moment that briefly quieted public concern.
In the months that followed, the pattern repeated: reassuring updates about kidney stones, dehydration, and treatment, paired with continued work on new projects, right up until Dolly Parton’s death on August 25, 2026, at 80.
Looking back across that full timeline — the postponed residency, the family’s public worry, Stella’s own account of a sister who consistently deprioritized her own wellbeing — it becomes easier to see what the people closest to Dolly understood well before the rest of the world did: that the warmth and resilience the public saw every time she appeared on camera came at a real, largely invisible cost.